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You know who else is on record saying they like shoulder pads, Kaiba? … Lady Gaga. Oh ya, I went there.

I love shoulder pads, but uh.

Think Gaga went a little overboard there.

Can i just dress like Kaiba for the rest of my life?

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…next AB I call being Bolin.

WE BOTH HAVE GREEN EYES IT COULD WORK.

… Don’t tease me. I’d totally do it. Or we could be Daria and Jane. Yes? Yes.

We can make this happen.

WE COULD DO BOTH.

All I need for Daria is a coat, maybe different glasses, and faux-bangs. I figure you’d be Jane because you’re taller.

NOW. HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE A BOLIN COSTUME. Must…get…brain…to…work.

I’malsogettingasetofbraceletsthatlooklikeMarik’s.

AndtryingtomakeaMilleniumRingnecklacesoon.

So.

There’s that.

DIDN’T OUR TEACHERS SAY WE COULD BE WHOMEVER WE WANTED WHEN WE GREW UP BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A CARTOON CHARACTER OBVI.

NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE? I CAN BE ISHIZU!!! AOIFAJFKKAJFBAFK THIS CAN HAPPEN!

…I’m going into the other room to make a pair of Marik earrings right now.

AN EXCUSE TO GO OUTSIDE AND DARKEN MY SKIN BACK TO ITS NORMAL COLOR (or rather, what was normal when I was young and less restrained) before I went into hiding in the basement due to illness. Fuck yessss.

Okay, now I need a pinkish lilac hoodie to cut up, a wig/bleached hair/wig for other days/at some point I’ll need a wig for someone, and a reference photo to pick out anything else I need. Kuhuhu!

I have a blonde wig that I’m sure you can style/dye? It’s not great quality so I’m not sure how well that’d work ahaha. But UAIBFAKFAKJF!!! I’d be so souuuuuuuped as the kiddies say. All I need to do is get an Egyptian costume and grow an awesome set of breasts, anyone want to donate to that cause? I need this like air!

Finished the earrings like ten or twenty minutes ago. I might be able to work with that! If not, my step-dad made the mistake of saying, “Well, I think every woman should just wear wigs. It seems a lot easier, I like the idea.” So if I can’t fiddle with that, I’ll whine and do house work until I can acquire a Marik-esque wig. Kuhuhu.

They do sell these things you can put in a bra to make your cleavage appear more…cleavage-y. I can’t use them myself (due to bras being made by the devil and hating my body like nobody’s business) BUT I can find out how to get them. I know that my mom orders them online, I can find out a website if you do online shopping at all.

I can help you with the belt and waist chains (I definitely know I can make the waist chains she has, and I have one or two belts that would work if you can’t find a better one), you need a long white maxi-dress, I’m not sure if I can make her necklace but I can try (a little googling can probably turn up some tutorials), what she wears on her head may be harder to make (I can make something similar with chain worst-case scenario and I’ll keep an eye out for anything similar), you can probably make her gold hair wraps better than I can as proven by your Korra cosplay, and her gold upper arm bracelets are super in style right now so you can snatch up two from Rainbow for cheaps. At the one on Branch, last I saw they had a buy one get one 1/2 off on jewelry and had bracelets that would’ve been perfect. I need to get another set for my upper arms, too, so I need to work on that sfgkdg.

I need to make a Millennium Rod somehow (can’t be that hard), shorter gold bracelets, a thick gold choker (that’ll probably be the hardest to find), a purple hoodie to cut off the sleeves and attach the chain to, I refuse to wear khaki cargo pants based off of principal so fuck that I’ll wear black jeans or faux leather pants IDC maybe I’ll sew new pockets on a pair of old black skinnies or something and save some dignity in the pants department, work on my liquid eyeliner skills, I never paid any attention to his shoes so I’ll just wear black boots under my jeans and hope nobody asks unless I can rewatch the full series, and I’ll probably have to make a purple cape. I’m ridiculously excited about the purple cape, ngl.

Yami Bakura: Fluffy white sweater? Oh, whatever, time to go be evil.

Yami Marik: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. FIRST THING ON THE EVIL AGENDA, GET A PURPLE CAPE. PURPLE IS MENACING, RIGHT? …RIGHT? NEXT, WE STEAL YUGI’S LEATHER PANTS AND BEAT HIM AT A CARD GAME.